Things to do to wish "Happy Birthday" to my brother, Michael Eisen

Just to make sure people know I am posting here happy birthday wishes to my brother, Michael Eisen. If you want to get him something, I suggest doing one/all of the following things

• Root for the Redsox
• Root against the Yankees
• Buy PLoS goodies such as those from this Zazzle Store
• Complain about Nick Wade
• Wear green
• Diss a Congressman in the Huffington Post
• Obsess about junk
• Cluster things in your spare time
• Give the bird to baseball teams
• Write about evolutionary mirages
• Love frogs (the animals, not people from certain places)

If people have any other suggestions about what to do in honor of Dr. Michael Eisen, please post ...